employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
(Source: angst420, via rainbowloversstuff)
(Source: silhouetter, via timbllr)
are the signs dumb
Aries: 100/10 dumb as shit but won’t realize it so it’s still cute
Taurus: 7/10 not as dumb as people think but still p dumb, get it together
Gemini: 5/10. dumb but smart-passing.
Cancer: 10/10 dumb u guys are a fuck number what’d you expect
Leo: you guys always give me shit for apparently hating on you but then ignoring you so you’re a -10000/10 are u fucking happy now you BULLIES
Virgo: 1/10 u’re smart but awkward as shit get it together you pimp
Libra: 3/10 dumb. U manipulate others into thinking you’re dumb but you’re not.
Scorpio: 666/10 dumb u know that stupid stereotype has to come from SOMEWHERE so
Sagittarius: 19/10. pretty dumb. you think that’s unfair? go hide your tears by joking about it
Capricorn: 0/10 too mature to be dumb, literally never known dumbness, an anti-dumb god walking on earth
Aquarius: 0/0 dumb. u’re infinitely dumb but also dumbness doesn’t exist in u. you’re an enigma. a paradox. are u happy now you stupid special snowflake
Pisces: 6/10 dumb. really smart when u don’t cry but you do all the time so u r still dumb
